OMG I AM SO BORED!!! i am forced to write this (JKJK)

THis is about the true side of bread.

You think that bread is safe?? You are wrong! Bread is one of the biggest dangers to mankind. Many of the bakers are caught by police for the crimes they commit.
The effects of bread is so dire it makes cigarettes seem okay.

Here are the undesirable effects.

1. The long term use of bread can cause psychedelic effects just like ecstasy and Ice. Police officials had been working hard to stop the production, yet their actions come to a naught. It is said that more and more bakers are starting their crime syndicates around the world. Furthermore, the types of bread are getting increasingly variable. For example, the most toxic yet easily accessible donut and the number one killer, the french loaf.

2. the fumes from the baking of bread can also suffocate people. It is said that 50,000 people of the population suffer from this problem. It is also said that the haze produced by indonesia is not from the burning of trees but the main cause is due to the bakeries in indonesia.

3. Bread is also a main cause of diseases. Due to the crumbs fed to the babies when their teeth are developing. The crumbs built up turns to kidney stones over time. It is said to be the main factor causing the huge number of death around the world.

4. Babies also choke on the bread fed to them causing the high infant mortality rates around the world.

Therefore if you see anybody selling bread, dial 999 and call the police immediately. Help the police lower the crime rates in singapore. LOW CRIME DOES NOT MEAN NO CRIME!

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