Just last week the police caught a group of 8 people in the apartment of

Blk 137

Jurong island avenue 3

Singapore 578234

#08-654

sniffing bread and are now questioning the producer of the breads , BUNSPICK.

On tuesday this week, a reporter questions Mr Pan Kan Tok Brad, general producer of BUNSPICK.

Reporter: Excuse me, Mr Pan. I hope you that you could lend me a fraction of your time.

Mr Pan: Sure *sniff* how much do you want? *sniff* 1/4?

Reporter: Haha, very funny sir. However, i do hope that you could explain your habit of having your eyes twitching white every second and sniffing very loudly as well as your body twitching like you have fits.

Mr Pan: What do you mean? *sniff* HAHAHHA.... *sniff*

Reporter: Nevermind about that. Can you please tell me what ingredients you use in the bread you make?

Mr Pan: Thats easy we use high grade ecst.... i mean flour, IC.....ing sugar and ers Par... of eggs i guess.

Reporter: Oh...Kayy. Thank you Mr Pan.

Therefore due to this, the bread that Bunspick makes is therefore considered safe. However, their manager was then arrested due to drug possesion.

From research, bread-sniffing have been getting more and more wide-spread in the country. Therefore the police is applying a very intelligent method of setting traps around the globe to catch bread-sniffers and bread consumers. They are attempting to place bread crumbs around the street to filter out the bread consumers. As even though bread is easily accesible, people who eat bread are extremely stealthy and are very good at hiding.Therefore, catching a group sniffing bread in the apartment is labelled miraculous. However, the humble, humble, very humble policemen say that its because the bread-sniffers were a bunch of retards and that their plan of breadcrumbs is to single out Hard-core bread addicts as well as more retards.

Alert your neighbours, as well as everyone you about the bread crumbs on the street to help the plan move smoothly and look out for any bread-sniffers along the street. They have crumbs leftover while the richer ones have chocolate on their mouths. Another physical feature is that they all have big tummies and look very haggard. Thank you.

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