Christmas is in such a rush this year...... the decor Placed up in the end of september.

SO i predict the things that happen without other people's chance of guessing it at all ,with no crystal balls here (once broken considered sold) that:

1. The usual jams in the shopping centre.

2. The decoration

3. People

THE YET hardest prediction:

4. CARS

Ways to avoid this catastrophic disaster

1. Stay at home this christmas.

2. Wear the hundred percent safe protective hazmat wear to shopping centres using a briefcase
to store your hard earned cash for complete protection.

3. Carry an empty briefcase while running around the shopping centre shouting "I have a bomb"

4. Bring a pair of scissors to purge the shopping centre of the Decoration, dangerous to the many innocent lives in the scene of this progressing crime every year.

THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AFTER THIS SMILEY ARE COLD HARD FACTS
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1. Children having mosquitoes bites OUTDOORS, i repeat OUTDOORS when pointing at the somewhat distracting decorations.

2. MOBS AGAINST CARS; the mobs rush in from any enterance they can find into the shopping centres including carparks, causing cars to have no way of exiting. The car owners have no choice but to tend to their child every ticktockticktocking second of their watch at the shopping centres causing a prominent burning of pockets.

3. Shopping MAULS!
Due to dangerously declining prices... Overly abundant discount cards and of course OVerly-distributed DISCOUNT VOUCHERS. The shelves and rows of products have been grabbed off viciously and forcefully causing a chaotic impulsion between the customers over a common product.

I HOPE PEOPLE WILL REGARD THIS important piece of news with all their heart. Moreover, wish that more would avoid the dangers in a shopping mall into the comfort of their homes.
THANK YOU!

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